Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
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