some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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