Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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