Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i love accidental penises.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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