so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I could fuck to npr.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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