is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I am available for nakedness
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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