If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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