There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
FUCK WHALES
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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