Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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