so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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