I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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