my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Randomize
