yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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