hell yes lets make some ravioli
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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