Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
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