Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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