i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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