She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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