i may or may not be watching the land before time
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
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