there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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