I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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