that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
