That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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