Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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