carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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