Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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