just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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