she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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