She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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