At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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