I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
We’re leaving where are you
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