just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Shame - the story of my life.
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