he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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