if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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