Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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