i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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