Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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