I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Did I show you my penis last night?
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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