I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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