they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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