Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
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