I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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