Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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