hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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