We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Randomize