Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Randomize
