I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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