so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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