i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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