If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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