It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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