Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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