What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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