Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
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