I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Why are your pants in the freezer?
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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