i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I'm sitting next to this guy at the bar. I wrote him a little song in my head it goes "there is no fucking chance you're getting in my pants" gonna sing it to him after he buys me another drink.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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