he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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